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=Matthew's Olympics=

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Headline: Olympic Sprinting
====Hello and welcome to Matthew's epic extraordinary extreme random stuff reports. Today we have a report on the sprinting that happened in the London Olympics. Firstly, today we have someone that ran a sprinting event with two prosthetic legs competing in the normal Olympics. ====

====Secondly, we have the sprinter who runs like a cheetah and it's super incredible lightning fast Usain Bolt. Usain Bolt is the first ever person to win the gold medals for the 100 and the 200m sprints. He is also still holding the world and Olympic records for these two events.====

====Thirdly, today is the Daily Did You Know ??? Question Time drum roll please (drum roll for 10 secs). Well today it's actually a do you know ??? question time but any way moving on to the question: do you know who ran the slowest time for the 100m sprints. We don't have the person's name but we do know that this sprinter was 35 meters behind the running horde in front of him when he finished. Now that's what I call a sloth, no offence to all those wild sloths and the runner though.====

====Lastly, is a question which is who would win the 100m sprints. Would it be a cheetah or Usain Bolt? The answer is (drum roll for 5 secs, I am so not being polite and not asking for the drum roll but any way) the cheetah because there was a cheetah named Sarah who was running in a zoo and covered 100m at a speed of 61mph ( unfortunately we couldn't convert that to km due to our stupid workers here at MEEERSR inc.) with a time of 5.95 secs against Usain Bolts time of 9.58 secs.====

This all the time we have today at MEEERSR and we will see you guys in about 5649846519681894 hours but we properly won't be seeing my stupid workers because I'll be firing them soon. Have a good day.

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